Nigerians want to buy my laptop, and yours too!!!
More Shrimp Chicken Meat please.
“Which one of these words is not like the other?”
-Fucking Claire
How are your bees served? Are they tough?
“Tender Bee and ye shall receive.”
“Do you serve Worker Bees or Tender Bees”
-Fucking Claire
<Salt> <Pepper> <Fancy>
Would you please pass the Fancy Shaker? My eggs don’t taste fancy enough.
Skin mushroom => YOU ONLY GET ONE
Poultry Favorites = Corn and or bugs
Would you like to try our Sauteed Chicken Snow Pea Bamboo Shoots?
It is four great ingredients in a handy stick form.
Giant Top Shellfish = The Vagina of the Sea
Love Scrabble? Hate words? Try Blokus!!!!
but now they smell like poo.
